Thursday 15 May 2014

Dream Bollywood Government


Government is being formed in India, we have voted for our favorite party/candidate. Now Political parties are keen on forming government, everywhere in India politics is flowing, how boring na ??

So leave that work on political parties, lets discuss Bollywood. Considering the second most interesting thing in India after Cricket Bollywood has it's own charm. 
Imagine if we have to chose our government from the mass of Superstars of Indian film industry, how would it be ?

So I have prepared my dream Bollywood government as follows:


1. Prime Minister
If I had to chose our PM from film industry, and at the same time we talk about Power, persona and acceptability then the only name emerges which is none other that our Rajini Sir




2.Finance minister
The way he is managing his finances in his 70s, the way he stood again once failed, and the way he is still earning crores every year when his son is failed, Our finance minster should be Amitabh Bachchan.



3. Defense Minister
Now this I can leave on your imagination, and I know that here I will match with your pick. Considering the number of movies done by him against Pakistan or to save India he is the definite choice for Defense minister of India. 




4.Minister of women and child affairs
In this country if some one has given more jobs to women than anyone else then she is surely Ekta kapoor.
She kept busy most of the women not only in Prime time, but the killing noon time. So for this ministry Ekta Kapoor is the perfect choice.





5. Foreign Minister
If Yash Chopra was alive today, he would have been the first one to given mandate for this ministry. In absence of Yash jee, we can give this job to Karan Johar. He is good at negotiation, good at communication, good at keeping friends with two mutual enemies. Considering all these qualities, he can be the best Foreign minister.  




6. Health Minister
For this post, we have a tough fight between Jitendra and Salman (since Amitabh jee already given Finance ministry, he is out of this race). So based on the current popularity and health conditions, the one who has motivated a lot of youth of India for a better health is none other than Salman Khan.




7. Education Minister
This job is not only tough but very challenging in a country like India. In Bollywood I can find only person who can do justice to this job is one who has educated people that humanity is bigger than anything else, he has demonstrated that how entertainment can be mixed with education. 
Yes I am talking about Rajkumar Hirani.



8. Railway Minister
Considering his obsession with Trains (DDLJ, Dil se, Chennai Express etc), who else you can think for this job. So obviously Shahrukh khan will be handling out railway ministry.



9. Home minister
Home affairs to be dealt with emotions, love and caring. Home affairs should be considered as family affairs and handled in that way. So give me a name who is good at family bonding, good at family affairs ? 
yes, the one and only Suraj Barjatya.



and the last but not the least





10. Textiles Minister
If I give my money bag to a person who doesn't need money then my money will be safe, right. So giving that logic my best preference for textile minister is another Sunny.



Waiting for your dream cabinet from Bollywood .......


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