Happy Queen Elizabeth

This is another story on Governance in India, for last few decades people of India have seen that India’s development graph is not steady and for last 9 years we have seen a steady rise in corruption, crime, inflation and insensitivity of government.

Okay I don’t talk about the government any more and start the story; this is a story of ancient India, when crime rate was not much higher, if someone steals a pair of shoes he used be called a big criminal, if any person stared a women for more than 2 seconds, immediately he was considered to be a big pervert and called a criminal by neighbors and rest of the society. In that era there used to be a person named Jagga, he was a thief by nature and profession, and was considered biggest criminal of that area where he lived.

He used to steal goats and hens and used to cook and eat them without leaving any evidences.

Actually no one could prove that he was the thief so “Panchayat” also used to set him free every time. People of his area hated him; they used to tell their children about Jagga that his is a criminal and not a good human being so do not talk to him.

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Soon Jagga’s son Bhagga also joined him in his business; he was more claver and believed in perfection in his acts. Jagga was very happy that his son is also climbing steps on the same trail where he was leading.

Although Jagga was happy from outside but from inside he was very upset, one evening when he was sitting outside of his house and in the same vicinity children were playing and refraining themselves by coming near to his house by any chance.  That incident shook Jagga from inside, he started staying at home and he became ill and was bedridden.

One morning when Bhagga returned form his usual job with some grains and pair of parrots, he saw his father was counting his last breath. Jagga called his son and told him that now time has come,

 “I will not live now anymore, but before I die I would like to ask a promise from you”, “yes father tell me, I can do whatever you want”

“I was very bad citizen of this locality and was extremely infamous, no one wants to take my name on their tongue, I don’t want to die with this black spot on my name that I am the most evil person of this locality. You have to do something that after my death people do not say that I was worst, they should say that I was good. Then only I will get a sigh of relief in heaven.”

“Yes father, I will do it, I will make your name good”.

Bhagga promised and Jagga died.

Now Jagga was worried, day and night he was thinking that how he can put his father’s name in the good books of the people.

Finally Jagga got an idea and he started stealing each and everything from the house where he entered, if something he can not steal he used to destroy it, he made it sure that when people of that house wake up they were stunned.

Earlier the father-son duo used to steal live stocks of Goats and hens and used to cook them and eat, and leave no traces behind. Now since Bhagga could not eat so much, so he started killing the animals and dumped them in the front of resident’s doors.

Now inhabitants of that locality were dismayed and felt it very painful, since everyone knew that it was Bhagga, but could not produce the evidences so again Bhagga was freed.

Now everybody was heard saying that Bhagga has crossed all the limits, Jagga was even better, Jagga was not that bad man, and he was very good in comparison to Bhagga.

When Bhagga came to know that people are talking like this, he was extremely happy, he kept his promise and now his father’s spirit would be in rest; his father would take a sigh of relief in heaven or hell whatever.

This story ends here. But there is a message lies in the story, what is that?

Do you know, British Government ruled India for almost 200 years and they were very rude and villainous amongst the modern people of India so in 1947 when British government handed over the country’s responsibility to Congress, they took the same promise from Congress’ President which Jagga took from his son.

And you see, today we often say that British-raj was much better than today’s governance.

And you see, Queen of Britain is very happy today …..

Piclog-1

Many of my fellow bloggers inspired me to have this piclog......

Piclog can be considered as a synonym of photo blog... I am not a trained photographer, but since creative keeda in mind doesn't sit idle so I also tried my hands on camera.

In the first part of piclog I am sharing some random pics, a couple of which I have clicked in loneliness.

Innocent curiosity 

Speed: Dual core v/s Quad core

Prosperity....Without corruption

Golden Jubilee Celebration

Today Gandhi Hall is jam-packed since morning and one can see a sea of people at common ground, one corner of the ground is equipped with decorative bar with varieties of branded drinks, this area is restricted, the other corner is filled with dining tables and one can smell the aroma of delicious food. All these arrangements were done for the VIPs and VVIPs. Common people were sitting on ground, around 20 meters far from this VIP Zone and stage. Mr. Rajeev the MD of “Jaihind” group and elder son of Late Ramesh Chandra ji is very happy today.

India’s top media group “Jaihind” is celebrating their golden jubilee today. This group has started 50 years ago with their Hindi daily news paper “Jaihind Dainik” from New Delhi, when Ramesh Chandra ji started this news paper, no one knew that it would complete not only 50 years but would become one of top media group of India. This group has a strong hold not only in Print but in Electronic media as well. Today they are publishing 2 Hindi, 7 regional, 3 English daily news papers and 3 weekly and one monthly magazine. And if we talk about electronic media then here also they don’t have a lose end, they are numero uno with 6 national news channels and FM network in 9 cities of India on air.

Today a Union Minister is chief guest for this celebration; he will be sharing stage with the CM of state.  It’s 11:40, but minister hasn't arrived yet, although the time given was 10:00 AM, meanwhile on stage we had colorful cultural programs organized by “Jaihind” Media.

Jaihind Group is considered  to be a very loyal media group during each government, they have grown rapidly in recent years, and why not, their tagline says “fast and focused”, and they really are.

All of sudden all people in luxury suits were running here and there, seems minister has arrived, yes Minister jee was walking out of a super-luxury car, surrounded by 4 gunmen, minister jee entered in VVIP zone and disappeared. 

Stage is ready with 7 chairs, now people are coming to fill those empty chairs, the middle one is the bigger one, surely for union minister, adjacent one is for CM, and rest 5 chairs were occupied by senior board members of “Jaihind” along with Mr. Rajeev.

The front 2 rows of VIP zone are filled with some renowned builders and industrialists who were enjoying their share of drinks.

Now a round of garlanding was started, Rajeev jee was holding a garland in both of his hands, all of a sudden he hears some voices from right side of the stage, he saw that some 5-6 farmers gathered their, they wanted to talk to Minister. Rajeev signaled his guards and they took action.

Minister jee now on the podium and started his speech, “Bhaaiyon aur bahano, mein Jaihind ki kitni bhi tareef karu, kam hai, aaj hamara desh jo bhi hai, wo hamari party ki vajah se hai aur isme Jaihind ka bahut bada yogdaan hai, loktantra ke 4 stambho me se ek…..” minister jee stopped when he saw the group of farmers besides his stage, they gathered near stage again and were agitated and asking about their land, they were shouting slogans against a builder siting in front row, they said, hamari jameen wapas karo, hamari jameen wapas karo….

actually few month back, a reputed builder has duped the nearby villager's farmers and captured their precious fertile land at cheaper rates on the name of some government schemes, builder promised them to give a lavish big house to each farmer and now he is not even recognizing them.

Again police force has to intervene and farmers had to be stopped, but minister also concluded his speech soon, and left the stage in haste.

Ashtbuddhi, a local MLA came to farmers and asked them, what they want, farmers said that, we wanted to talk either to CM or to minister; we want to talk about land mafias who illegally captured our farms on the name of Government schemes. MLA heard them and politely said, today minister is very busy and CM is also having important commitments, so they can not hear you. Go and take rest today and come on some other day.

At the same time, in VIP Zone, minister was having chitchat with CM and Mr. Rajeev holding a glass of branded whisky in one hand and a cigarette in another.

Meanwhile on all the Jaihind news channels, anchors were praising Minister’s speech, CM’s work in state and they were running that video in loop where minister praised Jaihind’s contribution towards nation’s development. Anchore said, stay tuned to our channel, we will be back in a minute. 

Then a jingle played the tagline, "you are watching Jaihind News, the fast and Focused...."

Image courtesy: Internet 

रॉयल्टी और राष्ट्रपिता

मित्रो अभी कुछ दीनो पहले खबरें आई थी की जानेमाने लेखक/ गीतकार सलीम साहेब और जावेद अख़्तर ने किसी  फिल्म के निर्माताओ पर मुक़दमा ठोका था की इन्हे कोई लगभग 7 करोड़ रुपये रायल्टी के तौर पर मिलना चाहिए क्योंकि फिल्म तो असलियत मे इन्ही के द्वारा लिखी गयी थी.. ऐसे ही संगीत, साहित्य और कला के क्षेत्र में भी रॉयल्टी का बड़ा महत्व है। 

आखीर यह रायल्टी भी कितने कमाल की चीज़ है, काम आप आज जवानी मे करके जाओ और सठियाने की उमर मे मुनाफ़ा कमाओ और तो और मरने के बाद आपकी पीढ़ियाँ आपके नाम का माल खाएगी| उदाहरण के रूप मे अगर देखे तो अमित कुमार जो की मशहूर गायक अभिनेता  किशोर कुमार के सुपुत्र है, यूँ तो उन्होने कोई ज़्यादा काम नही किया है परंतु आज भी पिताजी के गाए हुए गानो की बदौलत अच्छी ख़ासी रायल्टी कमा रहे है, इतना ही नही आपने थोड़ा बहुत अच्छा काम करके थोड़ा नाम भी कमा लिया और आपकी संतान निकम्मी भी निकली तो भी कुछ ना कुछ तो कमा ही लेगी, उदाहरण अभिषेक बच्चन, उदय चोपड़ा, तुषार कपूर, इत्यादि |

अब इतनी बात चली ही है तो रायल्टी खाने के नाम पे देश मे नंबर 1 परिवार के बारे मे बिना कुछ बोले कैसे रहा जा सकता है, अब जब यह परिवार सत्ता के गलियारे से कोसो दूर है फिर भी हमारी जिह्वा पर इनका नाम तो आ ही जाता है , आपने अब तक अनुमान लगा ही लिया होगा में किसकी बात कर रहा हूँ , जी हाँ ठीक समझे, हमारा "गाँधी" परिवार, 
भाई यह परिवार तो रायल्टी के नाम पे ना जाने क्या क्या खा चूका इस देश मे और अब भी दबे छुपे खाए जा रहा है , 
खैर छोड़िये यहा में ज़्यादा भावुक नही होना चाहता हूँ|

 "गाँधी" और "रायल्टी" से याद आया की जैसे हम तमाम धार्मिक कथाओ, व्रत की कहानियों मे सुनते है की फलाँ फलाँ देवी या देवता ने स्वप्न मे आकर अपने भक्त को कुछ आदेश दिया और आदेश ना मानने के हाल मे उसका सारा राज चौपट होने की भी चेतवानी दी| आज में ईश्वर से यही प्रार्थना करना चाहूँगा की ऐसा ही कुछ आदेश हमारे राष्ट्रपिता महात्मा गाँधी भी आज की सभी पार्टी के सभी नेताओ, मंत्रियों, प्रधानमंत्री, और सभी MPs तथा  MLAs (जीते हुए और हारे हुए )को भी स्वप्न मे आके दे |

इन सभी भ्रष्ट नेताओं को स्वप्न मे बापू आके कहे की आप लोग मेरी फोटो का उपयोग सालो से कर रहे हो, इसके एवज मे रायल्टी के नाम पे एक फूटी कौड़ी तक नही दी है आज तक तुमने, सबसे पहले तो मेरी फोटो मुझसे बगैर पूछे "रुपये"   के हर नोट पर छापी गयी फिर ऐसे लाखो करोड़ो के नोट तुम लोगो ने अपने जेबो मे भर लिए, फिर मेरे नाम का दुरुपयोग किया यह कह कर की गाँधी की "हरी पत्ती" के बगैर तुम कोई काम नही करोगे, मेरे नाम पर हर पार्टी के नेता ने वोट मांगे , इन सब बातो के लिए जुर्माना नही माँग रहा हूँ, में बस यह कहना चाहता हूँ की कॉपीराईट एक्ट के तहत मुझे इसकी रायल्टी मिलनी चाहिए और जैसा की इस देश मे होता आया है बाप के गुजर जाने के बाद रायल्टी उसकी संतान को मिलती है वैसे ही अब यह सारी रायल्टी की रकम तुम लोग पूरे देश मे बाँटोगे, क्योंकि क़ानूनन मे पूरे देश का बाप हूँ, में राष्ट्रपिता हूँ|

सोचिए अगर ऐसा हो जाए और यह लोग बापू की बात मान ले  और हर नोट पर छपी बापू की फोटो के लिए उस नोट की कीमत का २% भी रायल्टी के रूप मे देदे तो भी अपना देश तो सुखी हो जाए......

में तो हिसाब लगा रहा हूँ की मेरे हिस्से मे कितना आएगा, आप भी लगा लो |

--------------------------------------------------------------------------चित्र इंटरनेट के सौजन्य से

What is Corruption ?

No no , don’t think that I am going to tell you any theory about corruption or any philosophy of corruption, “what is Corruption?” is title of a story, yes today I am going to tell you a story of a King, who was known for his excellence ruling system.

Long time ago, there was a democratic state where people themselves would like to chose who would become next king from the Royal family, there was a situation when King was no more and people have to select their next king but Prince was very immature to become king and Queen was from other state so people decided that royal family’s most loyal and most honest minister should be crowned as king, and they did.

King was ruling the state under the guidance of Queen; meanwhile Prince was becoming young and playful, he was popular amongst other loyal friends of Royal family.

Everything was going fine, but suddenly there was a massive chaos in the state about corruption and scams. Everywhere people were saying that Corruption is increasing day by day and everywhere it is causing problem for common man.

One day King held a meeting with all courtiers, discussed with them that people are crying about corruption, people are saying that they see everywhere corruption, I haven’t seen yet, have you seen ever? If anybody of you has seen corruption then tell me, how it looks like? Is it a worm, virus or a bacteria or it is something sent by our enemy states?

All courtiers said in one voice, “my lord, when it is not visible to you then how we can see it?”

King said, “No, it’s not like that, sometimes something which is not visible to me, you might see, such as I don’t see any nightmare but you must have seen.”

Courtiers said, “Yes we see nightmares but that is all about dreams, here it is reality sir.”

King said, “all right then, go and search for Corruption in whole state, if you find somewhere then bring a sample for me, I want to see how it looks like.”

Then one Minister said, “Sir, we will not be able to see corruption, we heard that it is very small and you know that we all are working under Queen’s big umbrella, and her personality is so huge that we are used to see huge things only and we can not see small things.”

Then another minister interrupted, “by chance if corruption comes in front of us even then we will see only madam’s image in it, we could not see anything else.”

one of the courtier said that he knows the solution, he said, “sir, I know there is a species called CBI in our state, they are able to find such small things, they are expert so I request you to invite them and ask them to find CORRUPTION.”

King did the same, he appointed 5 people from that special tribe called CBI, he asked them to find out about corruption and scam, and if they find it then bring a sample to court room. CBI people started finding the desired thing; they kept for searching for 2 months and then returned to King.

King asked them, “Experts, have you finished your enquiry?”

“Yes, sir!”

“Did you find corruption in our state?”

“Yes, we found lots of CORRUPTION in your state.”

King extended his palm towards them and asked, “Give me a little bit, let’s see, how it looks like?”

Experts said, “sir, you can not hold it in your hands, it is not substance, it is Imperceptible, inapprehensible and supersensible, but it is omnipresent, which can not be seen, and not be touched you can only feel it, smell it.”

After hearing these many big words for corruption, king lost in his thoughts for some time and came back to experts, “you said it is omnipresent and impalpable, but these are qualities of god, so you mean corruption is god?”

“Yes sir, now corruption has become god for many people in your state.”

Then a courtier asked “but where it is, how it smells like?”

Experts replied, “it is everywhere, it is in this building, on the roads, gardens of your state, it is in bridges, it is in schools, in offices, in coal mines, in commonwealth games grounds, in railways, in administration, it is even in weapons, in the chair of queen, PM and you all courtiers it is also in shirt of the King.”

Is it in my shirt?? Where? King swiftly jumped out from his chair and stripped in the front of all courtiers.

Experts covered the king with a shawl and said,

“Yes sir, it is in your shirt, last time when you gave contract for all your dresses then the bill which was generated and presented in court was fake bill with 10 times increased price value. There are mediators involved in your government, they mostly eat money in between, and there is corruption in all your administration.”

King was very worried, he asked to experts about the remedy of this disease, can it be cured?

Experts said, “absolutely sir, it can be cured, you just need to change the system, you have to eliminate the opportunities of corruption, you have to speak against it sir.”

“what? I have to speak ? no no, I cant do that, madam will punish me.” King said.

Then Experts explained him that he has to speak to madam and not to the public, so King was ready to talk to madam.

“you said there are opportunities of corruption everywhere, how it is ? I cant see it.” King asked to Experts.

“sir, there are opportunities for example, if there are contracts then contractors and if there are contractors so there is bribe for bureaucrats in the same way if there are big projects under government then there is opportunity for the concerned ministry.”

King said to them “okay you submit your report to PMO, we will review and discuss in our ministerial meetings”.

King discussed the same with Queen Madam, madam was also worried that how to eliminate this corruption, people will not believe in royal family if they were unable to remove this bug.

Queen asked to her most qualified law makers on this situation, how to deal with it? People said,” madam, do not worry, people are used to of it now, they know that there is corruption, and it is part of their life now, so we should not worry, burn the CBI report and files. No one will ask what happened, we will say that corruption is like some black magic and it is imaginary.”

Other courtiers also said that to change the system is not possible it would be a new problem, everything will be turned down, all arrangements will be disturbed, we need such solution that we don’t need to change anything and corruption also can be removed.

Queen reciprocated the concern, “yes, I too wanted to find such solution, our ancestors knew some black magic to eliminate any problem, that is why they could rule this state for so long but what I do now?”

And here comes the master piece….

One of her family friend said “madam, we should do the same trick, what your ancestors used to perform, we should show the huge rich-poor gap to people, we should show sympathy to one specific group of people who are expanding day by day, we should declare them special tribe and we should feed them, give them land and security but not education and job, the other tribes will be jealous and instead of asking their right from us they will fight to the special tribe and all these fool people will fight each other and forget about CORRUPTION. This is the trick all your royal family used to perform, they learnt it from previous emperor, who did the same with this whole Ireland and divided it into so many small states.”

Queen was impressed with this solution, some courtiers objected then queen showed them the corruption report and threatened them that “CBI Experts” will find out more about you if you do not agree with me.

All courtiers agreed to madam, and they did what madam said.

Then once again the Royal family showed the Black Magic which is also called secularism, and the people of that state can be seen fighting everyday, they fight with each other, burn homes of each other, they abuse each other, they do not bother if they are unemployed, if they are uneducated, if they are hungry, but since their tribe is special, they will fight for it and here Royal family are having worry free and lavish dinner everyday which is cooked in the fire generated when these innocence and ignorant people torch each other's homes.

I am hopeful that One day this black magic will be exposed, and people will understand that fighting with each other is not the solution, but we have to fight against the hunger, unemployment, poverty and illiteracy.

Note: 

यह कहानी भारत की वर्तमान परिस्थितीयों से तथा श्री हरिशंकर परसाई जी की हिन्दी रचना "सदाचार का तावीज़" से प्रेरित है|

                                                                                                                                           

                                                                                                               Images Sourced from Internet

Future of India....भारत का भविष्य

दोस्तो आज कल जहा देखो वहाँ राजनैतिंक चर्चाएँ होती दिखाई दे रही है, हर कोई कॉंग्रेस, BJP की बातें करता मिलता है, लोगो को राजनीति मे इतनी रूचि पहले कभी नही हुई होगी जितनी अब हो रही है|
आजकल तो बच्चे भी चोर-पोलीस का खेल ना खेल के के कॉंग्रेस-बीजेपी का खेल खेलने लगे है.

अभी कुछ दीनो पहले मेरे 7 साल के भतीजे ने मुझ से पुछा की चाचा अगले साल चुनाव है और अगर फिर से कॉंग्रेस जीत गयी तो हमारा प्रधान मंत्री हमारे जैसा होगा, है ना? मेने पूछा बेटा वो कैसे? तुम्हारे जैसा कैसा होगा? तो वो तपाक से बोला की हमारी टीचर कहती है की अगर कॉंग्रेस जीती तो राहुल गाँधी हमारा प्रधानमंत्री होगा और वो बिल्कुल हमारे जैसा है, उसे भी पोगो चेनल पे छोटा भीम देखना अच्छा लगता है, वो उसकी मम्मी की आगे पीछे ही घूमता रहता है, मम्मी के मना करने पर भी बाहर दूसरे लोगो का दिया हुआ खाना खा लेता है, इसलिए वो हमारे जैसा ही हुआ ना…..??
 में क्या कहता, मेने कहा हाँ बेटा, वो तुम्हारे जैसा ही है|
अब उस नन्हे से बचे को कैसे कहे की वो तुमसे भी गया गुज़रा है….
परंतु इस बात ने मुझे यह सोचने पे विवश कर दिया की अगर सच मे अगली सरकार फिर से कॉंग्रेस की बन गयी ( जो की होना संभव है), और सच मे राहुल गाँधी प्रधानमंत्री बन गया तो देश का क्या द्रश्य होगा??

सबसे पहले तो जैसे माँ ने उसका सपना पूरा किया फुड सेक्यूरिटी बिल लाकर, वैसे बेटा अपना सपना पूरा करेगा एक बहुत ही महत्वाकांक्षी योजना, “वाइफ सेक्यूरिटी बिल” लाकर|
जी हाँ, देखिए अब यह लोग कहते है की देश मे 67 करोड़ जनता ऐसी है जिसे पेट भर खाना नही मिलता तो यह लोग फुड सेक्यूरिटी बिल ले आए, अब देश मे अगर लिंग अनुपात की चर्चा करे तो यह भी बहुत कम है 1000 पुरुषो पर 940 महिलाएँ, याने की  6% पुरुष बेचारे ऐसे है जो विदाउट वाइफ बिताते है अपनी लाइफ.
बेचारे राहुल गाँधी जैसे ही कितने पुरुष होंगे जो 40 की उमर पार कर गये परंतु अब तक वाइफ नही मिली, इसीलिए राहुल बाबा का सबसे बड़ा सपना ये ही है, संसद मे वाइफ सेक्यूरिटी बिल को कैसे भी करके पास करवाना, ताकि उनके जैसे कई पुरुष जो बगैर वाइफ के जीवन बसर कर रहे है उन्हे भी घर बसाने का मौका मिले.
अब आप पूछेंगे की  इस बिल को लागू( इंप्लिमेंट) कैसे करेंगे, तो मित्रो जैसे फुड सेक्यूरिटी बिल लागू होगा वैसे ही यह भी हो जाएगा.
ज़्यादा कुछ नही कर पाए तो वेट्रेस इम्पोर्ट करवा लेंगे इटली से…..


राहुल बाबा के दीमाग मे और भी काई योजनाएँ कुलबुला रही है जिन्हे वो जल्द से जल्द लागू करवाना चाहते है जैसे की:
१. दूरदर्शन को बंद कर के पोगो चैनल को राष्ट्रीय चैनल घोषित किया जाए|
२. कौन बनेगा करोड़पती मे सारे सवाल वही पूछे जाए जिनका जवाब राहुल बाबा को पता हो, मतलब KBC के प्रतियोगियों और MTV Roadies के प्रतियोगियों मे कोई अंतर नही रहेगा|
३.हमारे देश मे बिकने वाले सारे शब्दकोषों ( Dictionaries) से भ्रष्टाचार, ग़रीबी, अपराध, बलात्कार, आतंकवाद और काला पैसा जैसे शब्दो को हटाया जाएगा, और अगले 15 August के भाषण मे दावा किया जाएगा की हमने ऐसी तमाम चीज़ो को देश से हटा दिया है जो देश की तरक्की मे बाधक है|
४. पप्पू नाम के लोगो के लिए विशेष अवॉर्ड घोषित किए जाएँगे, अवॉर्ड लेने के लिए आपको अपनी कक्षा 5वीं की मारक्शीट दिखानी पड़ेगी जिसपे आपका नाम पप्पू अंकित होना चाहिए|
५. विशेष क़ानून बनाया जाएगा उन लोगो के लिए जो फ़ेसबुक पर पप्पू जोक्स शेर करते है|
६. राहुल बाबा को मोदी से बहुत डर लगता है, वो सोच रहे है की अगर प्रधानमंत्री बन गया तो सबसे पहले मोदी से कैसे निपटा जाए, उसके लिए मास्टर प्लान है राहुल के पास, वो गुजरात को एक अलग “देश” का दर्जा देने वाले है और फिर मोदी को इंडिया का वीज़ा नही देंगे, इससे कॉंग्रेस की 2 बड़ी समस्याएँ हल हो जाएगी, एक तो पाकिस्तान की आधी बॉर्डर गुजरात शेयर करेगा, और दूसरी बड़ी समस्या मोदी|
बहुत ही क्रांतिकारी सोच है भाई,.... नही?
७. पहली एप्रिल को विश्व पप्पू दिवस मनाया जाएगा|
१०. पप्पू भाई साब यह भी सोच रहे है की सारे उत्तर-पूर्वी राज्यो (नॉर्थ-ईस्ट स्टेट्स) को Join कर दिया जाए और एक संयुक्त राज्य बना दिया जाए , आप कहेंगे की कितना नेक ख़याल है बंदे का, पर इसके पीछे कारण यह है की इनको सारे स्टेट्स का नाम तक नही पता है, कोई पूछ ही ले तो क्या कहेंगे??

ऐसे ही और कई नेक ख़याल इनके दिल मे घर कर बैठे है जो यह देश के राजकुमार इस देश मे इंप्लिमेंट करना चाहते है…

कुछ आपको पता हो तो बताईए !!
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एक बार की बात है, 

एक हरी-भरी भिंडी मार्केट से गुजर रही थी,  तभी वहाँ पास ही के एक पोल्ट्री फार्म के कुछ मुर्गो  ने भिंडी को छेड़ दिया,  भिंडी घबराई, और डर के मारे वहां से भागती हुयी सब्जी मण्डी पहुची, उसको डरा हुआ देख के उसके  भाई आलू ने उससे पूरा हाल पूछा और जब उसे यह बात पता पड़ी की उसकी बहन को कुछ मुर्गो ने छेड़ा है तो आलू गुस्से से उबल पड़ा और अपने दोस्त प्याज़ को लेके गया पोल्ट्री फार्म.. ... वहां जाके उन दौनो ने मुर्गो को गालियाँ देना शुरू किया, मुर्गो को भी बड़ा गुस्सा आया, उन्होंने आलू और प्याज को घेर के खूब नोचा|

 बेचारे आलू और प्याज की हालत खराब हो  गई और यह खबर पूरी सब्जी मण्डी मे आग की तरह फैल गयी, और खबर को इतना तोड़ मरोड़ के परोसा गया की करेला और भी कड़वा हो गया, मिर्ची का तीखापन बढ़ गया, और टमाटर सुर्ख लाल हो गया| 

 सब्जी मंडी के दलालो ने सारी सब्जियों को भड़काया और कहा की पोल्ट्री फार्म पर हमला बोल दो, और धीरे से यह खबर पोल्ट्री फार्म के मालिको को भी मिली, उन्होने भी अपने ख़ूँख़ार मुर्गो जिनके नाख़ून बड़े तेज़ थे, को तैयार किया, भड़काया और पिंजरे से आज़ाद किया, फिर जैसे ही सब्जियाँ आई, मुर्गे सब्जियों पर टूट पड़े, मिर्चिया भी मुर्गो की आँखो मे जाके गिरने लगी, करेला, प्याज़ और आलू भी पूरी तरह से मुर्गो को पस्त करने मे लगे हुए थे, टमाटर भी अपने तेवर दिखा रहा था|

 मिर्ची ने अपने तीखेपण से पूरे पोल्ट्री फार्म मे आग लगा दी थी, जिससे बेचारे निर्दोष मुर्गे जल कर भुन गये थे, इधर ख़ूँख़ार मुर्गो ने कितने ही निर्दोष प्याज़, टमाटर और धनिए को कुचल कर चटनी बना दी थी |

और दूसरी तरफ सब्जी मंडी के दलालो और पोल्ट्री फार्म के मालिको ने आपस मे बातचीत करके मामला सुलझा लिया, अंत मे भुने हुई मुर्गो पर कुचली हुई लाल मिर्च, पीसा हुआ टमाटर, कटा हुआ प्याज़ और हरा धनिया डाल कर हमारे देश के "नेताओं" को "धर्मनिरपेक्ष" कबाब खिलाया गया, सभी ने बहुत तारीफ़ की|

एक बार की बात ...जी नही यह ना जाने कितने बार की बात थी..और ना जाने कितने पोल्ट्री फार्म और सब्जी मंडी ऐसे ही जल कर खाक हो गये .. .  और ना जाने कितनी बार फिर ऐसा होगा...मुर्गे और सब्जियाँ कब समझेंगी की इनका आपस मे लड़ना दर-असल "नेताओ" का पेट भरना है|